Anywhales, let's formally introduce ourselves!
I am Sam! The hyperactive psychopath with a keen eye for British television, food, and anime.
And this is Vy! The socially-awkward turtle with healthy tips on... Wait. Vy knows nothing.
Obviously, I (Sam) am the one typing, but you get the whole jive of things around here! We'll be sure to try our best to answer your questions about life!